Does anyone know a word that rhymes with shark?

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article "Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk."

Where art and business intersect is a challenging hurdle for a lot of people, reconciling the fact that not everyone is going to make it in the same way. Yeah, you have to be a little selfish, probably.

I like 'Donnie Darko;' it's a cool take on dreams and sleep.

I shouldn't say bad things about the illiterate, though..I should write it. That way they won't find out.

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.