How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

I think spending a lot of time with my mom, who's a talker and a storyteller, and my dad, who has kind of a soft-spoken, understated sense of humor, I think that's how I became what I am, which is sort of an understated storyteller.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.

Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

I have this habit of asking 'why do you want to do it?' and then interrupting them to say, 'here's why you want to do it.' Because it's in the 'yes...and' spirit [rule of improvisation].

I didn't realize how good I was with computers until I met my parents.