I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

Sometimes when I do a joke and it doesn't get a lot of laughs, it kind of feels like I'm doing jazz. That's kinda cool because jazz is cool, but sometimes jazz sucks ... Maybe I'm the Kenny G of comedy.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.

I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.