I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea.

I thought, Hey, maybe these people shouldn't be making up holidays to drink more. Maybe if they drank less they might be able to title their newspaper articles more specifically. For example, I would title this last article "Drunk Driver Hits Drunk Walker Drunkety-Drunk I'm So Drunk."

In our culture right now, I want to take on this notion of what a singular success means. We think success is one thing, but it's actually a spectrum of where our life takes us.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

Art is socialism but life is capitalism.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.