Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

To succeed in comedy you ultimately have to put in the hours and get lucky - The amount of people who are able to break through is so small a fraction of the amount of people trying.

My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.

Our fear leads us to say no all the time.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.