I always try to attack the most honest issues I can in my comedy.

You need to know what doesn't work to know what works. It's especially true in improv and stand-up.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.