I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

Life is unfair and improv is a great metaphor of that.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

...And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

In my twenties, I thought it was getting a sitcom. Then I got a sitcom pilot in my early thirties, and realized I didn't want it. It was a rude awakening. When it wasn't picked up, I was crushed, but then in retrospect I've made two films and produced three one-man shows since then. It's the luckiest thing that happened in my life.

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.