What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math.
I almost can't even put to words how happy I am that I got married.
My problem with being in New York City is that you really can't make a living as a comedian. You can, but you have to also take writing jobs, which means less stage time.
I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.
Our fear leads us to say no all the time.
I try to think up material that might apply to the subjects they are studying. How many mitochondria does it take to power a cell? One. Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell. Not ready for prime time, that one.