I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

I'm walking out my door to get like a Snapple, and someone's like 'yo man, you want to buy some heroin?' 'No... got any Snapple?'

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.

I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.