I think Mitch Hedberg is one of the great comedians of the past 20 years.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

There are so many people who are clever. There are 8000 people at Princeton who are more clever than the three of us at this table. BUT, we have the ability to give something that they don't have...which is us.

I take the subway four times a day, or close to it. I just love the subway! My grandfather worked as an electrician when they were digging the subway.

You're always on duty because you're in a constant state of observation. That's one of the challenges of being a comedian. I think one of the other challenges is that, whether we like it or not, it's a profession that requires failure. It doesn't just encourage failure. It requires it because it's all trial and error. You need to know what doesn't work to know what works.

How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.

Fortunately, I don't talk about politics on stage.