I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

I feel like we can prove in real time the old trope that comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.

Essentially, retweets are like laughs.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

What I write is emotionally honest and truthful as the human experience can be, to make people feel less alone, or at least that's the hope.

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?" And I was like, "That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup! Stay out of this, Asian chicken platter!"