I've been selfish over the years, and other people who have made it have too, but I can only speak for myself.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film.

The key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.

I think if anything, the fact that it's popular right now makes me go: "Well, I guess I'm going to start doing something else then in the next few years." I dunno, it almost feels hackneyed at this point. To start a premise by saying, "I did this awkward thing." But then again, awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy. Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.

I feel like people have more in common than the news reports.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.