All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist's examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.

When I'm taking the subway to my improv shows I will be writing in my notebook different actions that I see people doing on the train whether it's eating yogurt or looking at where their stop is, or tripping or holding a baby. It's not preparing scenes and ideas as much as it is stoking your brain to think observantly. Just to place observations in your head, so that they are available somewhere.

I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I've ever dated.