A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It's like eating pizza-flavored ice cream

All techniques of comedy are valid and interesting to me.

Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who had flown to Los Angeles on my sister's frequent flier miles just six days before.

I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.