Awkwardness and feeling alienated are always going to be a part of comedy.

I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to pay some fees.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself.

Essentially, retweets are like laughs.

I actually love 'Saturday Night Live,' like a sports fan watches their favorite team to see how they're doing. I know the players and the writers, I've known several people on that show for a number of years.

Sometimes, when you want to be in a place so badly, you'll do anything.