It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn't think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career.

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be right: The cities and states that have the toughest gun laws have the most murder and mayhem.

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation.