Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.