Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

What do women want? Shoes.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.