I wasn’t invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn’t want any women on staff at the time.

What do women want? Shoes.

Walking in high heels should be made an Olympic sport.

Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome.

People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.

Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.

... the running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?