I am an incredibly impatient person.

Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion

I don't have very much time to surf the net, because it's as though my boss has a tracking device on me. The instant I'm looking at a Chloe sweater on Shopbop, I'll get a call in my office with a PA asking: "Paul wants to know where you are and why you're not in the writers room, and if maybe you're online shopping."

It'd be great to be so famous that if I murder someone, I will never, ever, ever serve any jail time, even if it's totally obvious to everyone that I did it.

That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints.

I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.