People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?

People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.

I've always had that chip on my shoulder. I've just always been super hard on myself.

My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.'

I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don't beat myself up over it.

It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,' which is the nicest compliment. For me, it's like, doing television is so personal because you're in people's homes, so the fact that people feel that way means so much to me.

I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.