There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is 'made out.' And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell.

Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.

This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.

There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

I found it to be smooth sailing - 100 percent smooth sailing my whole career.

If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

I think I've always wanted to be a role model, and I think ... everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model. I think it's like the thing keeping me out of jail.