There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes

I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.

Of course, everyone wants to be mythologized in a great way.

Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe.

It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.

I have a whole system down for returning online shopping: a tape gun, a printer for return labels. That has replaced traditional window shopping in my life, as I've gotten busier.

Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.