Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.
The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.