Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.

At least you know that you're crazy. That means you have the potential to recover.

How many miles to Babylon? Three-score and ten. Can I get there by candle-light? Yes, there and back again. If your heels are nimble and light, You will get there by candle-light

Some people live where they work. Others just visit.​

...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.