Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

Past experience told me he could smell my fear; it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.​

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)