I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

That's the beauty of the future. We get to change it.

If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world's population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.

It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.