I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

Crazy gets all the knives.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.