I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.

She laughed like she'd just invented laughter.​

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.

A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.

...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.

Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.