Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.

Madness is surprisingly freeing.

Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.