It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

Kellis-Amberlee is a fact of existence. You live, you die, and then you come back to life, get up, and shamble around trying to eat your former friends and loved ones. That’s the way it is for everyone.

Well, that’s that, then. We’re all going to die. Charming.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.​