It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

Do we have to have the 'don't lie to the telepath' talk again? It won't take long. I say 'don't lie to the telepath, it never works,' you glare at me, and then you go find something you can hit.

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

One man's gospel truth is another man's blasphemous lie. The dangerous thing about people is the way we'll try to kill anyone whose truth doesn't agree with ours.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)