Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

That’s the trouble with being scared all the time. Eventually, people just go numb.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Everyone thinks of them in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.