Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.