Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the coolest thing you ever will do. Your entire existence has been moving toward one shining moment, George, and that was the moment when you thought, 'Hey, why don't I just go over the zombies?

...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.

I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.