Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker

Etienne gave me lessons. Three of them. Then he said I was a menace and refused to teach me anything more for fear that I’d slice his head off.