Crazy gets all the knives.

...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit.

You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.

The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy

Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

People say things like "it wasn't supposed to go this way" and "this isn't what I wanted." They're just making noise. There's no such thing as "supposed to," and what you want doesn't matter. All that matters is what happened.