Don't think she can breathe over there, chief." drawled Shaun. "Pretty sure she hasn't kicked the oxygen habit yet.

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

You want to stay alive in a zombie swarm? You go alone or in a small group, where everyone is of similar physical condition and weapons training. You never stop, you never hesitate, and you never show any mercy for the people that would slow you down.That is what the military says we should do, and if I ever meet anybody who listens to that particular set of commands, I may shoot them myself just to improve the gene pool. When you can help people stay alive, you help them. We're all we've got.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.