Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.

How did you find me anyway." "For all that I must keep reminding you that I am not a bloodhound, it's true that on occasion, having a sensitive nose is a useful thing. I followed the smell of you." Tybalt sighed, looking exaggeratedly put-upon. "If you must be ferried back to your people, I suppose I can oblige. But only because you asked me so very nicely, and promised me a kiss.

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.