Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

You really can't go home again. Sometimes, that's a good thing. Sometimes, when you try, you find out that home isn't really there anymore... but that it wasn't only in your head before. Home actually existed. Home wasn't just a dream. Sometimes, that's the best thing of all.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.