...If there’s a God, there are plenty of people who know where he is.” I shrugged, still watching the sky. ... “I just want to know that he’s there, so that I can die knowing there’s going to be someone I can punch in the mouth on the other end.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Nothing lasts forever. That's the tragedy and the miracle of existence - that everything is impermanent. Everything changes. All we can do is make the best of the time we have. And go down shooting, naturally.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​