It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason
Mira GrantOur story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens.
Mira GrantNo one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.
Mira GrantRose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.โ
Mira GrantHello?โ I peered into the shadows. Two green circles flashed in the dark. I yelped, jumping backward and pressing myself against the wall. โAnd may I wish a very good morning to you, too, October.โ The voice was amused, underscored by a chuckle like thick cream. โWhat happened? Did the prettiest little princess miss her carriage home?
Mira Grant