Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.
Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.
Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.
I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.
Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.
Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress