My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.
Miranda HartWe all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.
Miranda HartEveryone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.
Miranda HartNo one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.
Miranda Hartsome of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.
Miranda Hart