My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

If I did better... I'd be God.

I started watching some 'Doctor Who' recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I'm pathetic.

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.