I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.