I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.