I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.