I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.