I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.