I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.