I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.