I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.