Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say 'I wouldn't be in my twenties again if I was paid.' It's a difficult time.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.