We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

Pessimism is my default setting.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.