Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.