About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.