Pessimism is my default setting.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.