I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Tony the Tiger usually thinks that stuff is great.
I make myself a bowl of instant oatmeal, and then I don't do anything for an hour. Why do I need the instant oatmeal? I could get the regular oatmeal and feel productive.
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.