I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.