Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!"

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I got an ant farm; them fellas didn't grow sh*t.

Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.