Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.

I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.

When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn't get out, something is seriously wrong.

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying.

Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."