If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8?
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.