I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction.
If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.
I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.
Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"
People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.