I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart.

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.

Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.