Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.

We don't have to fix anything.