What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.
Well, that's a 'fresher'. I'm going on break.
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
I like those blow-up beds. "This becomes a full size bed in three minutes!" Well, a mattress kicks your ass. Zero seconds. "Yeah, but you can store this thing." You can store a bed, too - in the bedroom.