A friend said to me, "I think the weather is trippy." I said, "No, man, it's not the weather that's trippy, perhaps it's the way we perceive it." And then I realized I just should have said, "Yeah."

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

We don't have to fix anything.

XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?"